I guarantee that my art, like everything else, tends toward entropy and at some point in spacetime will warp, crack, break, fade, peel, fall apart, or otherwise be damaged or destroyed. All sales are final. No returns accepted.

The wind, water, sun, and people can reshape the face of the earth. Destroying art is easy work for such forces of nature. Enjoy the things and people in your life while they last.

Shopping is so convenient these days we can order and return items simply to check them out. It is okay to be an exception, and I will ask you to make a decision and stick to it. You may, in this commercial world of non-committance, like how being decisive makes you feel. You may also enjoy knowing that no other person’s dirty little fingers have fondled your new artwork before you’ve had a chance to bond.

If for some reason you received art and don’t like it or it doesn’t fit it your space, know that each piece requires personal effort and I am also disappointed. If you like the art, but it doesn’t work for you, then give it to someone you like. If you hate the art, give it to someone you don’t like.